March 2012
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Tomorrow is the Multicultural Festival at NCC:
Correction: Everyday is a multicultural festival at Nassau.
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I need to buy this. →
I need to buy this. I need to buy this. I need to buy this.
I need to walk around New York City wearing this.
People who devote their Twitter account to...
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
They aren’t going to answer you.
They have a million other people saying the same exact thing.
I just tweet in hopes that I’ll get retweeted, because it makes me feel important.
Anonymous asked: has looking at a picture of a car ever made you hard?
Anonymous asked: regardless of the legal age of consent, what's the youngest you'd go?
Anonymous asked: would you rather get laid or wait another five years and get a nissan z?
February 2012
Sorry for the Z32 spam.
Just kidding, that car is perfect.
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The new Every Time I Die record is streaming.
Good night.
You’re welcome.
I'M GOING TO APPLEBEE'S
I REPEAT
I’M GOING TO APPLEBEES
HALF-OFF APPS FUCKERS
Anonymous asked: which post has 23k notes?
Rescheduled my FDNY test date
Now I don’t have to drive to Long Island City anymore woop woop woooooop
Anonymous asked: would you hook up with a girl that weighed the same as you
A post of mine has 23,000 notes.
Why? Because it appeals to 14 year olds with TERRIBLE senses of humor. Every time they reblog it and add a comment, I get to read their HORRIBLE jokes.
It also helps that a tumblr page called “The Absolute Funniest Posts” reblogged it. They have 400,000 followers.
Anonymous asked: would you sleep with a dude for a million dollars?
Anonymous asked: would you ever use a glory hole?
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beenhidinginthisbed asked: 30-36, 44-49, 65-69. 208-213 :P Have fun!
My unpopular opinion.
These days, things can’t be said without the person being accused of being racist, sexist, misogynistic, ethnocentric, and almost any other form of prejudice you can think of.
That’s my opinion on things. I’m afraid to say things that aren’t politically correct because I know someone will label me with something. I bet there’s someone reading this, shrugging their...
So, I got accepted to San Diego State.
But unfortunately, I won’t be going. $60,000 of loans before grad school just isn’t worth it. It sucks, not being able to actually do what you want. I guess logical thought won this time. School in the city won’t be too bad.
One day, I’ll live in California. It might be for a month, or it might be for the rest of my life. But I’ll live there before I die.
Back to School Tomorrow.
I’m definitely skipping my first class and going to Starbucks, instead. Garden City is just my favorite town.
Back in October
I posted a picture on here, and it got like 12,000 notes. It was cool.
Now, all of these little fucking kids are reblogging it and saying the stupidest fucking things, and it’s at like 17k notes.
I want to just delete the picture so it stops getting reblogged.
No surprises there.
I should probably see The Artist, now.
Any cuties wanna come watch it with me ;*
ROONEY LOST
BUT I LOVE MERYL STREEP SO FUCKING MUCH SO IT’S OKAY
I'm Praying
Praying for Rooney.
Our Father, who art in Heaven, Mara be thy name.
Anonymous asked: would you ever let a gay man suck your dick?
Emma Stone Emma Stone
Emma Stone Emma Stone
you are SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY OH MY GOD
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Ask me questions, make conversations. Please. I’m bored. Please.
The internet is boring tonight
Why aren’t people blogging or talking to me
ugh
ugh